McDonald’s at Masada
Yes it’s true. The places of the past are ready to receive visitors with fast food.
With modern convenience and crowd control worthy of Disney, we took a sky lift to the top.
Geologists, archeologists, historians, faithful pilgrims and Israeli military flock to this site for all it has to offer.
We also made it to Ber Sheba where we sacrificed Paul on the horned altar.
Tell Paul not to worry. He will rise again!